DEAR ALMIGHTY POISON PARADISE GOD, I AM DEB8ABLEURL, FORMERLY CUNTPUNT (THE TUMBLR JESUS CHRIST) AND ALSO KNOWN AS N0T0RI0US_BIG, THE TWITTER ALLAH. THIS IS A FORMAL INVITATION TO FOLLOW MY NEW BLOG BECAUSE YOU’RE MY E-BFF AND YOU WANTED A FUCKING INVITE SO YOU CAN NAME-DROP ME AND BE MORE SUCCESSFUL IN YOUR FUTURE TUMBLOGGING CAREER. SOSO, GOSSIP CLIT. <333

By branjoseph, January 10, 2011

No, you just wanted me to promote you, but it’s cool. Love you, Jakey.