STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES! MILEY CYRUS WAS TAPED SMOKING A BONG.
THIS STORY IS SO CRITICAL TO THE WORLD.
IT MUST BE AT THE TOP OF EVERY NEWS SITE I VISIT.
OH MY GOD, SHE MUST BE THE FIRST TEENAGER TO EVER DO DRUGS AND SHE’S FAMOUS, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD WE LIVE IN!??
DEAR LORD, WHERE ARE HER MORALS?
Meanwhile, 3 boys are missing in Michigan, ‘Corrective Rape’ in South Africa is still a problem, the UN voted to accept execution of gays, and a lot of other stuff but it’s NBD because MILEY CYRUS SMOKED A BONG.
Seriously. That video was LOLZworthy and appropriate for comical blogs but I don’t think it needs to be on Dateline n shit.
What do you think?