commentary | Poison Paradise Vault

October 5, 2012

Jeez, a little handsy aren’t we? How long have the contestants known each other for?

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September 29, 2012

I-I-I wanna show-oh-oh all the dirt-irt-irt I got runnin’ through my mind

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September 20, 2012

This X-Factor season is the most often I have seen Britney’s nails done/intact since Circus era. French manicures, and then these silver things. Very cool.

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September 7, 2012

This man is so brave, and courageous, and I have so much respect for him both musically, and as a human being.

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September 7, 2012

White. Literally 3 days after Labor day. Dis bitch.

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August 28, 2012

When did Milla Jovovich grow facial hair?

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August 28, 2012

So funny how a little yellow logo over a gif that I have seen a hundred times can make me so much hornier than the original.

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August 21, 2012

I want some of his protein shake…

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August 19, 2012

This is probably the least tacky I have ever seen him dressed (aside from being in only a Speedo). He is 6’2” though, so it is beyond me why he can’t find jeans that aren’t too long for him.

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August 14, 2012

Don’t even lie. You’d fuck him even in wolf form.

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August 14, 2012

Can you imagine if he fell asleep in the bath one day and drowned? The epitome of irony. Imagine the headlines. OLYMPIC SWIMMER WITH MOST MEDALS EVER DROWNS IN BATHTUB.

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August 9, 2012

coltonhaynes: Teen Wolf | 2×11 Congrats on your face Colton but extra in the background needs to take it down a notch; you ain’t tryina steal the scene okayyy?

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July 31, 2012

I love the design for their speedos. Take a close look. Doesn’t the olympic rings logo look great? 🙂

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July 12, 2012

juniorochoa: reneordona: they would have been a better Edward and Bella. LOL! I agree. ^ & omg I can’t with this photo, they’re flawless. ugh. hm I kind of agree with that 1st comment. Andrew Garfield as Edward? Yes. But I think Emma Stone is too pretty/glamorous to be Bella. I think the point was […]

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June 25, 2012

Use your imagination.

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June 24, 2012

So, kids. This is actual “swag”. Because he doesn’t go around saying “swag” and because he’s one of the top models in the world and half the shit he wears he gets for free from designers just because they want people to see him in it.

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June 10, 2012

The term is called “scooting” and dogs do on the carpet to relieve the itch of an anal infection but in this case looks more like a vaginal problem

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June 6, 2012

coltonhaynes: Teen Wolf | 2×02 He can dump his junk in my dumpster any day.

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June 5, 2012

Just gonna blur my eyes a little bit and imagine this is Rob Kardashian and then put my hand down my pants.

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March 23, 2012

Non-potable basically means undrinkable, dirty water, which may be unsafe to even come into contact with based on its bacteria and microbiological content. Have fun, sluts.

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March 13, 2012

Nicki Minaj | By: Steven Klein tbh

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March 8, 2012

Lets be honest, when can you not see Kellan’s penis?

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March 5, 2012

I am so excited for TNT to bring back Dallas (continuation, not remake). I don’t really remember the show when it originally aired, because I was too young/not born, but I remember some of it, because my Grandma had them on VHS and played them when I was really young. I am fucking stoked off […]

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February 29, 2012

At least Adele’s songs are beautifully written songs with strong emotions translated into eloquent words conveying pain and heartache about someone extremely significant to her, who extremely hurt her in the past and whom we don’t know personal details about. Opposed to Taylor Swift who publicly dates celebs for short periods of time and then […]

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February 27, 2012

I don’t care that much that he is kind of nuts, that he is really short, or even that he is a Scientologist, (which is completely stupid) but he has always been unbelievably nice to his fans when meeting them, and he is aging so well it’s amazing. He is 49 years old now and […]

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