January 22, 2012

Memoto: a couple of y’all on herefrom: mere: shut up  (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

Tumblrbot, you have yet to recommend a blog that interests me

September 30, 2011

In fact you only recommend blogs I already hate

Dear Tumblr:

June 12, 2011

I really like the new answer privately feature. But now I need an “ask privately” checkbox so that I can be assured the message I’m sending cannot be published, and I also need a “reply to private answer” feature so that I don’t have to send a new ask message. Thanks! xoxobj

Dear Justin Timberlake,

June 11, 2011

nachobitchy: Stick to music, you made 2 of the best r&b pop-ish CDs I’ve ever heard. This acting thing is like Beyonce in any movie or Michael Jordan in baseball. We’ll watch the game because it’s you but you’re in the wrong sport.

Dear the radical and extremist Britney fans,

January 11, 2011

I think the Dubstep breakdown in Hold It Against Me was a great move, and sounds great, and is fairly new for pop-radio, and it’s great when artists expand their horizons and start genre fusing. It is something new to her music and as cutting edge as you can get in pop without going too […]

December 23, 2010

Person that stole this gif from me.. I’m not even upset. Yours has 2000 notes and mine has 10,000. But you should probably not do that again. 🙂 Thanks

An open letter to Perez Hilton:

October 6, 2010

bradley23: This is what you said after Tyler Clementi, the Rutgers University freshman, killed himself after his roommate used a hidden cam to live-stream him making out with another guy: “I’m just beyond sad — I’m crushed. And also compelled to act (after seeing) gay bullying and (kids) being harassed in school because people might […]

Dear Justin Timberlake,

September 27, 2010

You can either: Continue to express your artistic freedom and creativity and be, at best, a middle-of-the-road actor in underdog indie flicks, and at best, an oscar nominee… and earn a couple of good reviews… pleasing hundreds of thousands of fans (and pissing off an equal amount)  or Return to recording music, be renowned as […]

Congrats MTV

September 13, 2010

You got your set and graphics BACK ON POINT this year.

August 10, 2010

Dear Target Please reevaluate your sticker placement. Love BJ

July 30, 2010

Dear Xtina, Having big red lips on things, like your shirts, only makes them fail harder. See also: Bionic, your face. ♥