May 9, 2010

Happy National Dietary Fiber Day!

May 6, 2010

VIA FUCKYEAHTIMBERLAKE

May 5, 2010

I spend most of my days looking at dirty toilets, and those Rorschach tests you call bed sheets. Berta, Two and a Half Men

May 4, 2010

For Star Wars day.

May 3, 2010

PEPSI COMMERCIAL :: MARIAH CAREY Years later and this still gives me lolz. Yes, it’s over the top and campy, but that’s on purpose. I mean there’s a near-40 year old on a slide and a motorcycle. Duh.

May 2, 2010

Brandon likes douchebags part 2389472: Stupidest commerical ever but I still wanna rape him. Maybe cause he looks like an aggressive piece of shit. (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

May 1, 2010

Ah, the wisdom of Dorota.

April 27, 2010

April 27, 2010

HIP HOP KIDZ [SNL SCREENCAP] :: ANDY SAMBERG & RYAN PHILLIPPE I don’t know how I missed this. Amazing

April 27, 2010

HIP HOP KIDZ [SNL SCREENCAP] :: RYAN PHILLIPPE

April 26, 2010

DANCING WITH THE STARS :: JAKE PAVELKA I don’t care if he’s a sap, he’s aesthetically perfect, and these shirtless pics are not enough. I wanna at least see pubes. [CLICK PIC TO ENLARGE] [THIS PIC IS FOR JOSH K.] PHOTO/SCREENCAP: ABC

April 9, 2010

April 5, 2010

So last night I was watching Ugly Betty DVR’d from Wednesday and I noticed this. I need to get a life.

April 2, 2010

Women do love when men fight for them. There is nothing less sexy than a dude who respects a restraining order. Laurie, Cougar Town

April 1, 2010

UPPER EAST SIDE HOMOEROTICISM | CRUEL INTENTIONS MEETS GOSSIP GIRL.

March 30, 2010

How do I know this isn’t a dream? Wait a minute.. All my teeth are loose… so we’re good, it’s real. Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock

March 28, 2010

LOL @ Related. Yeah incest is only cute between stepbrothers. And half-brothers. And twin brothers. Wait what?

March 27, 2010

UGLY BETTY | 4×16 “If you kiss someone with feeling, they know it, and you know it. It’s like everything else goes grey and you’re the only two people left in the whole world.” -Mark Justin’s first kiss with Austin.

March 27, 2010

March 27, 2010

AUGUST 28, 2003. NEVER FORGET.

March 26, 2010

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March 21, 2010

I learned this trick at keggers when there’s a long line for the bathroom; let out a little, let it dry. Little out, let it dry. Cole, Scrubs

March 13, 2010

March 11, 2010

YOUTUBE VIDEO: OSCARS BEST ACTRESS 2009

March 8, 2010

YOUTUBE VIDEO: OSCARS BEST ACTRESS 2009 See? Last year they did little audio montages of quotes by past winners (not shown) and then those winners would present and come from behind those screens. It was so much better. Couldn’t post this as a video cause embed is disabled by Oscars on YouTube

March 8, 2010

THIS SEASON’S FAVES :: DANCING WITH THE STARS Okay, I actually dislike this show very much. I haven’t watched it in 2 years cause it’s just ridic now, but I think I’m gonna have to watch this season. Crazy-ass Kate? Crazy-ass Shannen? A Pussycat Doll, Pam, and JAKE JAKE JAKE! Plus my fave dancer guys, […]

March 8, 2010

March 8, 2010

82ND ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS :: OSCARS 2010 Here we go.. don’t worry, I probably won’t be live blogging during the show. I honestly don’t have the attention span for that. Plus it would just be annoying.*EDIT* I guess I lied