Me: Where are you?
Ron: Another party 2nite
Me: Are you coming home tonight?
Ron: Naw prob not I’m swaggin on this chick right now mang
Me: I am going to log onto your computer and delete your Warcraft account, I know your password.
Ron: okokok do over: No, probably not, I’m trying to get to know this cute girl.
Me: Much better.
What do you think?