Me: It’s so nice outside today! I should get off the internet and out of the house!
Me: *puts on one shoe*
Me: Ooh let me just refresh tumblr so I can see new posts while I put on my other shoe
Me: *refreshes tumblr*
Me: [2 hours later] *puts on other shoe*
Me: It’s so nice outside tonight! I should get off the internet and out of the house!
What do you think?