By branjoseph, January 6, 2011

neverimagined:

squee-gee:

insouciette:

squee-gee:

DON’T DO IT ZAC!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!

Let’s go ahead and start writing that break up song for her next album.  Off the top of my head, Zac rhymes with: sack, black, mack, attack, crack, rack, tack…

I predict a hit.

Oh Zac…

You said you liked my rack.

Your tie was really black.

You bought me a big mac.

It was the right tack.

Oh, Zac….

:guitar strumming::

Oh Zac…

We were on the right track.

Your love was like crack.

Even tho’ we never hit the sack. 

(‘cuz I don’t get down like that…)

Chorus

Oh Zac, Zac, Zac, Zac, Zac, Zac.

I loved you, that’s a fact, fact, fact, fact, fact, fact.

But it turned out to be whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack.

Want to give your face a smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack.

Come get your stuff and pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack.

I want my promise ring back, back, back, back, back, back.

Oh Zac….

Dear Zac…

My Zac…

This is your track.

Just sitting here laughing

OH MY GOD