I just got this e-mail, and had to share it:

By branjoseph, September 6, 2012

coltonhaynes:

I just came face-to-face with Colton Haynes in the dairy section of Ralphs on 3rd and LaBrea and he was beyoooooooootiful, omg.

His hair was freshly shaved, he had a slight tan, and was wearing a gray muscle tee. He seemed completely befuddled by the selection of cottage cheeses – and looked up at me like “Please help!” Then he noticed I was eye-humping him, and quickly looked away.

I didn’t want to freak him out so I scuttled off towards the salad dressings. But George Michael and Aretha Franklin’s “I Knew You Were Waiting” was playing overhead, and FROM NOW ON, that will be mine and Colton’s song. I’m sure he’ll remember me every time he hears it too. 

-James St. James, WorldOfWonder.net