July 6, 2010

This has to be the best eBay feedback I’ve ever seen. What kind of person who buys a rotating curling iron thing says something like that? Amazing!

June 29, 2010

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I just got the longest wrong-number voice mail ever

June 26, 2010

from an old man talking about how he lives in a facility for elderly men, and how he sneaks out and goes to the Moose Lounge to drink beer and get stoned, but they won’t let him have whiskey because last time he got crazy and ended up in the hospital. Whoever he thought he […]

June 26, 2010

Better- ‘Cept Britney doesn’t have those mean frumpy frown lips.

June 24, 2010

You have to say it out loud.

June 24, 2010

Best lost cat flyer ever. Click pic for the hilarious story that accompanies it.

June 24, 2010

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June 17, 2010

Facebook’s year-end goal.

June 17, 2010

Facebook is out of control.

June 16, 2010

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June 16, 2010

This is the soap dispenser that got my Facebook suspended last year.

June 16, 2010

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June 15, 2010

I SRSLY HAVE THE BESTEST CERTIF EVER AND I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY TUMBLR LOGGED IN ON HER COMP!!!!!! OMFG I LOVE HER SFM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOLLOW HER AT FRESHNSTEEZY 😉

June 14, 2010

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June 8, 2010

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June 8, 2010

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June 6, 2010

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June 5, 2010

June 2, 2010

Quinn: Some things never change.

June 2, 2010

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June 1, 2010

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May 31, 2010

May 27, 2010

JKLOL I LUV U XTINA

May 27, 2010

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May 25, 2010

Graffiti win.