February 9, 2011

February 7, 2011

I don’t know what’s better, gettin’ laid or gettin’ paid I just know when I’m gettin’ one the other’s gettin’ away Kanye West, “This Way”

January 29, 2011

January 7, 2011

I thought maybe we could

November 29, 2010

Make gingerbread houses Eat cookie dough Go ice skating Maybe even hold hands.

November 7, 2010

I love her. I enjoy her music. I feel that she came along and she introduced something a little bit different for the people of today. For myself, I don’t mean this in a negative way at all, it’s a little reminiscent of Grace Jones, how big and out there her costumes are. I think […]

October 20, 2010

October 18, 2010

We do have a deal.

October 15, 2010

I go through life like a karate kid.

October 2, 2010

Them chickens is ash, and I’m lotion

Why does Geico have 3 different spokespeople?

September 24, 2010

they have the caveman the lizard and then the stack of money with the eyeballs

The 3 things in the world I like

September 24, 2010

Ina Garten Sweater Weather When Muppets present at award shows

September 23, 2010

We’re discussing it right now, my director is curious about what it would look like if it got longer. Because at one point, my character loses sight of his appearance. So I can’t really cut anything right now. Zac Efron, on shaving his beard

August 7, 2010

August 5, 2010

Yes, I said I kissed a girl. But I didn’t say I kissed a girl while f-ing a crucifix. Katy Perry [defending her comments on Lady Gaga]

July 23, 2010

It’s not that big of a deal actually, we have all seen this before. A case of bed head, who hasn’t had it? The truth is that this is exactly how these extensions are applied, however we are not supposed to see them, that’s all. There are thousands and thousands of women walking around whose […]

July 20, 2010

I’m into leather play, butch black girls, skunkin’, pullin’ the blinds, and poodle-ballin’. Whatever you got, I’ll eat it, snort it, or ride it, baby! Britney Spears as Amber-Louise/Peg, Will & Grace

July 9, 2010

We’ve got the same management in LA and I saw her in the office there. She was quite rude to everyone in the office and was literally screaming at her manager about seating for an upcoming award show. Charlotte Church [on Christina Aguilera]

July 9, 2010

Look at people like Beyoncé or Britney. They’re desperate to come across as sweet, good little girls, but then you see them in photoshoots that are extremely sexual – tight little booty shorts, and not much else. So why do they try to be virginal in interviews? (in Britney impersonation voice) ‘Oh, gosh, I haven’t […]

July 8, 2010

In our world, there are different types of entertainers. You have your artists and you have your regular performers. I’m an artist, and well… Christina Aguilera [on Britney Spears]

July 8, 2010

Christina Aguilera is a pretty girl, but she’s got a bad attitude that’s not for me. I couldn’t be around someone like that. Vin Diesel [on Christina Aguilera]

July 8, 2010

One time, we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she just had really derogatory things to say to me. But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated. Christina Aguilera [on Mariah Carey]

July 8, 2010

When has P!NK not been copying me? In her fashion and so on, it’s always like ‘Gosh, I just wore that last week.’ Christina Aguilera [on P!nk]

July 8, 2010

Everyone I know and have met hates Christina. She’s very nasty. I’ve known her since I was ten and it’s fair to say that she’s been horrible her whole life. Kelly Osbourne [on Christina Aguilera]

July 8, 2010

Christina was a diva from hell and pure torture to be around. She’s so self obsessed. Rankin Waddell, photographer [on Christina Aguilera]

July 8, 2010

Oh the newcomer? I dunno I guess she can be really fun to look at. Christina Aguilera [on Lady Gaga]

July 8, 2010

Well, I feel I’ve grown a lot this year, and we did use to be friends once. She seems to me like a lost little girl, someone who desperately needs guidance. Christina Aguilera [on Britney Spears]

July 8, 2010

Coughing during my interview, really? Shoot him. Christina Aguilera

July 8, 2010

This person was just brought to my attention not too long ago. I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman. I just wasn’t sure. Christina Aguilera [on Lady Gaga]

July 7, 2010

The N word is so far out there for me, I don’t even feel comfortable saying vinegar. Ryan Stout, Chelsea Lately