February 12, 2010

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F unknown

February 7, 2010

I think it’s very important that gay men are going to be allowed to fight for the country that won’t let them get married. Chelsea Handler (on repealing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell)

January 14, 2010

It seems like everyone went on to do big things after American Idol. Look at Ruben Studdard, he had the year of his life. He was in The Blind Side and Precious. Chelsea Handler

December 27, 2009

Is it full of myself to want you full of me? Justin Timberlake

December 24, 2009

I’ve seen my future, and it’s needlepoint and AA batteries in bulk. Amanda, Ugly Betty

December 15, 2009

Oh, Silverlake. Right. Apparently there’s a whole world east of LaBrea. Jen, 90210

December 15, 2009

Ever notice some girls are so “girly” that they skip femininity altogether and go straight to tranny? Ivy, 90210

December 12, 2009

I liked it, but I couldn’t put a ring on it. Gay Marriage ban protest sign

December 9, 2009

(704): They had miseltoe over the keg…. thats cheating Texts From Last Night

December 8, 2009

I thought love would be my cure, but now its my disease. I try to act mature, but I’m a baby when you leave. Alicia Keys

December 4, 2009

I need a guy whose name doesnt end in .JPG Brandon Joseph