January 26, 2012

[insert joke about my ding dong on Mario Lopez’ forehead]

January 3, 2012

I don’t know exactly what happened last night but I woke up still in my jeans at 4pm today. Good news is, I asked around and everyone said I didn’t embarrass myself and I was generally a lot of fun. I do feel like death today tho, hence the lack of posts.

July 29, 2011

Super Bass (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

June 21, 2011

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April 10, 2011

I hate the Gossip Girl is making me hate him. I used to luv me some Zegro.

January 19, 2011

Shia’s keepin’ that body up, but his face is getting more Spielberg every day.

December 29, 2010

Okay, everyone knows I’m really good at secret creeper pics but whoever took this one deserves an award.

Family Fued on TV right now..

December 29, 2010

Steve Harvey: Name something or someone in a circus that best describes your husband in the bedroom. Contestant: A donkey. Steve Harvey: o_O

September 19, 2010

September 11, 2010

petergetsnasty: omg,no~  NONONONO you don’t ruin a good thing.

September 10, 2010

jhnmyr: DJing from the bathroom using djay remote. Sweet release! #TMI #DealWithIt #endoftourparty People on the toilet gross me out, but you can see his undies…

August 20, 2010

BIEBER CAPTION CONTEST Ok not really a contest but just for fun. How would you caption this pic?

August 14, 2010

I feel that’s a bit much…

July 31, 2010

A lot of people think he’s so hot…

July 28, 2010

Crazy Tara is crazy.

July 18, 2010

July 13, 2010

July 11, 2010

via kingofspain Reach. For those hard to reach places.

July 7, 2010

July 5, 2010

Thank you for this. I needed this today.

I just got the longest wrong-number voice mail ever

June 26, 2010

from an old man talking about how he lives in a facility for elderly men, and how he sneaks out and goes to the Moose Lounge to drink beer and get stoned, but they won’t let him have whiskey because last time he got crazy and ended up in the hospital. Whoever he thought he […]

June 7, 2010

How can these people say this about Ryan Taylor? And that pic was my least favorite of him actually. He is hotter than ever now. WTF?

June 2, 2010